i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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