the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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