He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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