her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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