***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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