i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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