What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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