There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
there's paper in my vomit.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Randomize