What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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