Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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