It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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