Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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