Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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