So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize