Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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