The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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