this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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