All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
third nipple confirmed
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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