I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I think people are normalizing furries
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