Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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