Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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