nut hugger
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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