i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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