is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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