is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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