that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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