Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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