Just fell off a train. Bad.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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