why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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