This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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