We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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