Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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