we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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