One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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