and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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