my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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