okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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