I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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