hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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