Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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