His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
send nudes
from the living room?
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