why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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