just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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