Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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