she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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