He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Randomize
