So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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