ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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