i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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