I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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