Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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