My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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